Calamity - She trips on a log while she was running, then her left eye gets impaled by a sharp-ended stick.Numpty - He suddenly got a sunburn after tanning for too long, so his skin color changes to red and his hair is on fire.Stay out of the water during the Jellyfish Season (Dippy) - Hops up and down while he is holding his left foot that got stung by a jellyfish.

Slashed your head? a Crazy Hairdresser might give a clue (Dunce) - Same as he did in the original DWtD song except he now holds a razor and frowns in a scared and a unhappy manner.

Fall into Unknown Water is no bliss (Stupe) - Same as he did in the original DWtD song.

Doomed - Is buried under his grave because he died from lung cancer.

Bungle - He is still encased in a big, half-melted ice cube.

Dunce - He is unpleased/afraid while dancing because of his forehead flesh was shaved off by a razor.

Doofus - He blew a way too big bubblegum and suffocates because it popped on his face.

Dummkopf - Disintegrated into a skeleton after he got struck by lightning.

Pillock - He got sliced in half by a barbell.

Clod - He just pops up and waves his hand (he only appears during the Choruses 2, 4 and 5).

^ indicates that the character is a non-singing character Characters in order of appearance:

Characters who don't dance - Clod ^, Bungle ^, Doomed ^.

Tertiary Dancers - Putz, Pillock ^, Doofus ^.Secondary Dancers - Bonehead, Botch, Dummkopf ^, Numskull (even though her arms were gone after her jetpack incident), Lax.Standard Dancers - Numpty, Calamity, Stumble, Mishap, Dimwit, Ninny, Hapless.So many Dumb ways, so many Dumb ways to Die They may not Rhyme, but they kill most of the People Final Chorus Lax | Drinking ****hol, that Poisonous Stuff will shrink your Brain Hapless | Eat too much Junk Food, that makes you sick and fat,

Ninny | 'I wonder what this Red Cable will do?'ĭippy | Stay out of the water during the Jellyfish Seasonīungle | Melting icecaps, caused by wasting Energy may be the reasonĭoomed | Be stupid, uncool and smoke C****ettes, Numskull | Miscalculate a Rocket setup can be hazardousĭoofus | Choking on oversized Gum Bubbles quite horrendousĭunce | Slashed your head? a Crazy Hairdresser might give a clue Stupe | Fall into Unknown Water is no blissĭimwit | Replacing Light-Bulbs when hearing gas hiss Mishap | Light a Bonfire with lots of Petrolīonehead | Drive blindly a Car and feel coolīotch | Go as non-swimmer in a Deepend Poolĭummkopf | Sometimes death comes Fast and Straight Stumble | Turn high'n'higher the Earphone BeatsĬlod | Steer an Oil Tanker through the North Pole Putz | Don't watch out, when Crossing Streets Calamity | Hold a Sharp-Ended stick on the run

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